summer is basically a collection of burning questions: it’s one am, do I go to sleep? should I work out? should I cook pizza as a snack?

Aug 01 0:58

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

Jul 31 23:20 with 84,455 notes

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

Jul 31 22:44 with 457,629 notes

Jul 31 12:02 with 12,521 notes

thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

Jul 31 10:58 with 435,356 notes

capslockapocalypse:

TO MAKE YOUR DAY BETTER, ORLANDO BLOOM THREW A LITERAL PUNCH AT JUSTIN BIEBER 

Jul 30 21:52 with 2,039 notes

guess who has to go see an neurologist?

Jul 30 14:31 with 2 notes
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